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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Once upon a time in a land far, far away, lived a sweet, (but sometimes grouchy) “Princess”, who was searching for her Prince. Now she traveled the Kingdom high and low, but to this day all she’s found were scoundrels, old men, liars and players…oh… and dirty rotten toads! She’d join one date site, and then yet another, until suddenly she found her love life was in the gutter! Her appearance wasn't disheveled; in fact she was quite pretty; but found all her leading search results remaining as a pity. The men who would write her had only one thing on their mind, and they never seemed to reason, they were wasting all her time. Her energy was fading and her heart was sinking low, but with the fact she’s such a romantic, there remained a little glow. She expected grace and style and for him she’d grant the same. But is anyone out searching? Playing the same chivalrous romantic game? So with romance in her being, and her candor to a tee, she was never deemed undaunted… See… that Princess is really ME! My quest shall now continue for “one knight to reach my soul.” A good looking man with compassion, he should be successful and trustworthy to attain my goal! So if you are truly out there, as I've read in all those books. Would you make your way to me finally, for I’m surely worth a look!
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Work At Home
My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
I Make This Much In A Year Under $100,000USD/yr
I Live Alone
At Home All Is Calm
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Shopping, Sports, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be In the evening, where I can get all "dolled up" and wear my stilettos and slinky dress. I love fine dining and fine red wine! Always end a meal with a choco tini! Save the first couple of dates for me to "DAZZLE" you! ;)
I've Always Wanted To Try Hot Air Balloon, Para Sailing, In Line, Travel Countries, Deep sea fishing, (I don't enjoy normal fishing AT ALL; but, LOVE being offshore!) Travel somewhere like Africa and help the children, Writing a Book, Never been to a casino, opera, or theater. Wish I could have been in the middle of the ocean last night for the brightest moon! I must head offshore soon to bring me tranquility; esp after viewing such uneducated profiles from so many men who want a woman to wear the pants! **Straightens little black dress and composes herself. "Deep breaths Princess.. Get that oxygen flowing to the brain!" Some of you men drive a woman to YOGA!! (Well, I'd have said drinking; but apparently w/ the majority on here, I'd have to buy mine AND yours!) NO THANK YOU! <---- See, told ya I was a handful! *Scooby snickers!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is TO GET UP OFF THAT MAT BEFORE THE COUNT ENDS!! ;)

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed."
Booker T. Washington

I've conquered many an obstacle! If you "get" that... You "get" me..
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Country, Dance, Gospel, Pop, Reggae, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Erotica, Fiction, Health, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Religious
My Idea Of Fun Is Filling out profiles at 2 am... Jeez.. WHERE ARE YOU ALREADY!! LOL... ;)
UPDATE!! After being on here a matter of HOURS, I perused profiles. I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EARS! I am afraid I am too "old school" to date anymore! :( If you are a man who has EVER accepted "help" from a woman, YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR ME! (Whew.... I feel better!) Further, FYI. It has been my experience several times now, when a man claims he is "open minded," it refers he is BI-CURIOUS, or ALREADY GONE THERE! NO THANK YOU!! WHERE ARE THE REAL MEN HIDING!! It's no wonder I'm grouchy! **Princess grabs her stilettos and throws them through window; realises she still LOVES her spikes, goes back to recover them, steps on broken glass, cuts her foot, gives her "Miss America" wave and stomps off in a huff, SLAMMING THE DOOR BEHIND HER!!! LOLOL... (Gotta have humour when dealing w/ passive men! WHERE'S MY ALPHA MALE!!)

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit