darthfabio


I can't BELIEVE it's not BUTTER...!!!

Age 55 From Medford, Oregon Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I have MANY talents and abilities. Some I'll tell you about, some you'll have to get to know me better to see... *wink*
    I have a leather shop called Leather Mystics. You'll have to look for it as they won't let me put a link on here...

    At this time, I can't even afford the member fees for this. I won't be able to contact you back. :o(
    I like signing karaoke, but I wait until late when everyone's drunk and they think I sound good.
    I'm not looking for another wife.
  • Sign Aquarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Separated
  • I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Hair
  • Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
  • My Hair Is Blonde
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
  • My Speciality Is Contruction / Craftsman
  • My Job Title Is Leather Smith
  • I Make This Much In A Year Under $100,000USD/yr
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards, Computers, Shopping
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Singing Wierd Al Karaoke while bungee-jumping from the HOLLYWOOD sign in pink spandex and leather pants...

    ...what? ...that doesn't sound like fun to you??

    ...fine...fine... how about skiing Aspen?? Ya? GREAT... let me know when you got the tickets and suite reservations, I'll meet you at the airport...
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Open-heart surgery.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Christian
  • I Attend Services Once A Year
  • My Political Views Are Republican
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Family, Animation
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Pop, Blues, Dance
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Reference, Satire, Technical
  • My Idea Of Fun Is ROAD TRIP!!

    Big Cities!! (great to visit - would hate to live there)

    I love meeting new people!

    Dressing up (tuxedo) and going to Denny's - just to make people wonder...

    I love to expand my horizons!
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? Cracks in the sidewalk so I don't trip.

    (ya, that could be seen as a really deep metaphor... but it's probably not...)

    NO BS - I want a cougar to pamper...
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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