Profil jas107: Rescue me please!

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Jeg taler Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som I find it best to tell a joke before people get to know me, helps break the ice a little:

A man gets a call from his doctor.
The doctor says I have bad news and worst news.
The man says what is the bad news,
The doctor says you only have 24 hours to live,
The man is taken back and brings himself to ask
"what is the worst news?"
The doctor says "I forgot to call you yesterday!

Hi I am James from the UK. I have had a bad start in life but worked hard to pick myself up. I am not fully there until I find the right person.
My life started bad by spending most of my childhood in Great Ormond Street hospital for sick children. I am now a IT engineer/Writer/Photographer. (strange mix but modern times call for it) I have a flickr page with all my photos if you would like to see my pictures.

I am a caring gentleman who always puts a lady first. But no matter how charming I am ladies seem to take me for granted. I would like to meet a woman who is self dependant so she will love me for me and not what I spend on her. I am not rich but I would spend my last penny on the right woman. If you are out of my country that does not mean I will ask for flight money or accom, I am self dependent and will pay my way. All I want is someone who will love me for me and not for what I can do. All people seem to do is take from me, from DIY to computer fixing. It would be nice for someone to want me for me. I am Scottish heritage which means I do have a family color (Kilt)

I must admit I have a thing for the mature woman since they know what they want. I am not looking for a mother figure cos I have a great mum. I just find mature women attractive. I have one son who I dont get to see much even tho I would love to.

I am funny with a quick wit and also good direction in my life. Maybe one day I would like to move to the USA or if I make enough of my life like I plan to have a home in both countries.

I am looking for a caring soft woman who likes a good time and wants someone mature but funny. I would say I am silly but know when to be mature.
I just like to have fun. I have belly scars from years in hospital so if you do not like them please move to the next profile.

If you would like to know more please message me.
Underskriv Taurus

Udseende & Situation Hvad er din nuværende situation? Beskriv dit udseende.

Min kropstype er Gennemsnitlig
Min højde er 178 cm
Mine øjne er Blå
Min etnicitet er Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er Single
Jeg har børn Ja - ikke hjemme
Jeg vil have børn Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er Numse
Kropsudsmykning Andet, Hemmelige piercinger, Arret, Stategisk placeret tatovering
Mit hår er Blond
Jeg har en eller flere af disse Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte Ja

Status Hvad laver du?

Mit uddannelsesniveau er Gymnasiebevis
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er Arbejder hjemmefra
Mit speciale er Computere / elektronik
Min jobtitel er IT Engineer
Jeg tjener så meget på et år Fra $100.000USD til $250.000USD om året
Hjemme Der er ingen støj
Jeg er ryger Nej
Jeg drikker Ja - til fester

Personlighed Hvordan handler du? Hvilken smag har du?

I gymnasiet var jeg Gennemsnitlig
Min sociale opførsel er Venlig, Komisk
Mine interesser og hobbier er Kunst og håndværk, Sport, Læsning, Læring, Musik, Tv, Film, Internet, Spil, Familie, Spise til middag, Fotografering, Teater, Madlavning, Biler, Camping, Gambling, Frivilligt, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er Være sammen med venner, Feste, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Drikke, Ekstremsport, Læse en bog, Gå på casino, Spille computerspil, Tv, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum
En ideel første date ville være Somewhere quiet so we could talk and get to know each other.
Jeg har altid villet prøve Sky diving
Mine venner beskriver mig som Venlig, Cool

Synspunkter Syn på livet.

Min religion er Ateist
Jeg deltager i tjenester Aldrig
Mit mål i livet er To become a known writer or photographer
Min form for humor er Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig

Smag Hvad kan du lide?

I tv ser jeg altid Nyheder, Tegnefilm, Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Gør-det-selv, Film, Sport, Genudsendelser
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Familie, Animation, Gys, Thriller, Voksen
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til Land, Rock, Metal, Elektronisk, Klassisk, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Punk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid Nyheder, Selvbiografi, Biografi, Business, Klassisk, Komisk, Computer, Fantasy, Fiktion, Sundhed, Historie, Gys, Humor, Gør-det-selv, Musik, Mystik, Filosofi, Opslag, Videnskab, Science Fiction, Teknisk
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er Most things

Leder efter Hvad søger du?

Hvad finder du attraktivt? Intelligens, Humor, Dygtighed, Empati, Følsomhed, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Magt, Morsom, Omtanke, Passivitet
Hvad leder du efter? Someone friendly and warm. Someone I can be happy with.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter? Internetven, Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet