Profile mikethehammer: If this is 2010 why am I alive?

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary, Polish, Turkish
I Would Describe Myself As sem-retired~self contented` seeking a soul mate for the balance of my life~non smoker/drinker
and a total bore
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Branded
My Hair Is Grey
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be any young virgin with fur
I've Always Wanted To Try making out in an aircraft
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Conservative
My Goal In Life Is to win a lottery then give the money to the poor and disadvantaged
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin
When I Read, I Always Read Biography, History, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is chasing dwarfs
mountain climbing
billy goat milking

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? a young hooker cheap!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Intimate