Profile misteryuckypants: The Best Man in the World...

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Honestly, I am the best man in the world (as long as you define the word "best" to fit my description). Are millionaires really looking for low-income artistic types like myself? Are we really that difficult to find? I'm a Mensan with a very cluttered apartment, and a past bankruptcy. References available on request, including my ex-wife (We are still very close friends) and her husband.
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping
An Ideal First Date Would Be Totally dependent on the situation and the other person...
I've Always Wanted To Try To eliminate birth defects, world hunger, war, cancer, HIV, HSV, MRSA...
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is Probably unattainable...(I do have political views but they don't fit neatly in any of the drop-down menu categories.) I would love to create a polyamorous libertarian-socialist utopia, but I don't think that any currently existing society can be converted to one by any means, especially through force. I have a plan to create one peacefully, but don't yet have the resources...I have to finish cleaning my apartment first though...
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Latin, New age, Dance, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Computers, Health, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Reference, Satire, Science, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Filling out long pointless web forms with answers that tell very little about my actual personality.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? (Possible answers)
-My keys.
-Clues (to where my keys are...).
-A bargain on bulk quantities.
-The facts, ma'am, just the facts.
-A lover who won't blow my cover (she's so hard to find!)
-Gloves, in all the wrong places...
-Mate in five.
-Maybe sometimes Lindt Excellence 85%, but never Mr. Goodbar...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed