Profile unconventional1: seeking unconventional

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I'm a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls & crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike piano playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my back garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Wales with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
I have performed several covert operations with MI6.. While on holiday in Namibia, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a whisk and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan and cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka.I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
All this, but I have yet to find 'the one'......
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
My Best Feature Is Legs
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
My Speciality Is Other
I Live Alone
At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be very flexible but laughter or good conversation a must!
I've Always Wanted To Try too many to mention!!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is too many to mention
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Romance, Thriller
When I Read, I Always Read News, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Computers, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is laughter, adventure, excitement
laughter, relaxing, comfort

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? a cut above the rest...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed