Profile jas107: Rescue me please!

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I find it best to tell a joke before people get to know me, helps break the ice a little:

A man gets a call from his doctor.
The doctor says I have bad news and worst news.
The man says what is the bad news,
The doctor says you only have 24 hours to live,
The man is taken back and brings himself to ask
"what is the worst news?"
The doctor says "I forgot to call you yesterday!

Hi I am James from the UK. I have had a bad start in life but worked hard to pick myself up. I am not fully there until I find the right person.
My life started bad by spending most of my childhood in Great Ormond Street hospital for sick children. I am now a IT engineer/Writer/Photographer. (strange mix but modern times call for it) I have a flickr page with all my photos if you would like to see my pictures.

I am a caring gentleman who always puts a lady first. But no matter how charming I am ladies seem to take me for granted. I would like to meet a woman who is self dependant so she will love me for me and not what I spend on her. I am not rich but I would spend my last penny on the right woman. If you are out of my country that does not mean I will ask for flight money or accom, I am self dependent and will pay my way. All I want is someone who will love me for me and not for what I can do. All people seem to do is take from me, from DIY to computer fixing. It would be nice for someone to want me for me. I am Scottish heritage which means I do have a family color (Kilt)

I must admit I have a thing for the mature woman since they know what they want. I am not looking for a mother figure cos I have a great mum. I just find mature women attractive. I have one son who I dont get to see much even tho I would love to.

I am funny with a quick wit and also good direction in my life. Maybe one day I would like to move to the USA or if I make enough of my life like I plan to have a home in both countries.

I am looking for a caring soft woman who likes a good time and wants someone mature but funny. I would say I am silly but know when to be mature.
I just like to have fun. I have belly scars from years in hospital so if you do not like them please move to the next profile.

If you would like to know more please message me.
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Other, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is Work At Home
My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is IT Engineer
I Make This Much In A Year $100,000USD To $250,000USD/yr
At Home There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Somewhere quiet so we could talk and get to know each other.
I've Always Wanted To Try Sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is To become a known writer or photographer
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is Most things

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? Someone friendly and warm. Someone I can be happy with.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed